Friday, 04 December 2009

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    If You Give a Mouse a Cookie Mini Book and CD (If You Give...)
    By Laura Joffe Numeroff
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    I'm super horny for your anus.

    The title says it all.
    My HongKong was shipped back off to New Zealand to fight in the war..
    God, I miss him. I only get letters from him once every few months.
    I'm so horny with him gone. I want to make sweet love to him.


    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HONG KONG. COME BACK TO ME SAFELY. D: <33333 xoxoxoxoxoxo

    I haven't written in a long time. I got my GED and I'm on my way to becoming a fully trained bus driver!
    I can't wait. I'm so excited. I really love buses and children... I can't wait to be all alone with the children on the bus.. :)

    :D My momma is dead.

Monday, 12 October 2009

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    Satan Is Real
    By The Louvin Brothers
    HAIL SATAN!
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    I'm trying so hard to make new friends on here.
    Thanks to all who accepted my friend request! It's appreciated.
    I don't have many friends.. I just have my hongkong. I love you BABY! xoxo.

    That mostacholie was so good. My momma makes the best food ever.
    She didn't even poison it this time.
    Thank you, Momma!

    I'm so lucky to have my Momma and  my HongKong in my life.
    I'm so thankful for what Satan has given me.

    HAIL SATAN!

    xoxoxoxo

  • Currently
    Supernanny - Season 1
    By Jo Frost, Jeff Bartsch, Caden Orm, Chandler Orm, Declan Orm
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    Today is a good day.

    SO today...
    Is a good day.
    You know why?
    Cause my mom is makin' mostacholie. I don't know how to spell that. But I DO KNOW that it tastes real good.

    NOMNOMNOMNOMNONM.

    signing off...
    Love, Porkbanana.

    poop.

  • Hey guys. We be pimpin' all over the world.
    Trees are your friends, man. They help you breatheee.. breathe in that fresh squeezed tree juice. AKA...air.

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    • Gender: Female
    • Member Since: 10/12/2009

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